Gossip: Pippa Middleton was recently seen stepping out with beau, the Duke of North (?) Umberland, George Percy.
Do you want to know why this is making me crazy? Good old chap Percy inherits the castle we Across the Pond-ers lovingly know as Hogwarts.
Yes. Hogwarts. Is his legacy. No biggie.
I mean really, first, you’re the most famous maid of honor ever, then the most eligible bachelorette and now a shot for Hoggy Hoggy Hogwarts? I would say something mean, except that I’m not about name slinging. But really, why? Why take that away from all of us Pippa ;)
Think of the children, even the old ones like me.