Tonight I embark upon a quest to play a game that critics have panned as, “an awful game” by Kotaku, “unfinished” by IGN, and “get away from this bitch” by Destructoid.
Yes. I am going to play Aliens: Colonial Marines.
A game I was realllllllllllly looking forward to, but decided to pass on after the reviews murdered it, performed a séance to bring it back to life, and then murdered it again.
Why? Because GameFly and because I can.
Tune in next Friday to see if it is as bad as they said.
– Johnny Townsend