If you haven’t stumbled upon the corner of the internet that houses the Pokemon Fusion Generator, I’m so glad to be the first to tell you that if you ever wondered what would really happen if Mr. Mime and an Arbok got it on, there is finally a scientifically produced answer:
Horrifying? Adorable? Yes. Yes.
The fusion generator lets you combine any of the 1st generation pokemon, so you can’t see what the abomination of a nosepass/wailord child would look like yet. The best bit is that the artists of cyberspace rallied to the call of adapting these strange misfortunate and pixely creatures in to even more disturbing images.
Warning: anything involving a Cloyster is horrifying.