37% Match | 63% Enemy
IstariBlanco
Super Old, Male, Middle Earth
My self-summary:
I have many names including Saruman the White and Wise, Curunír, and more recently, Sharkey. Looking for a major hottie and majordomo to help build and run my empire. Ideologically open-minded is a plus, but servitude to myself and by extension the High Lord Sauron is an A-plus.
What I’m Doing With My Life:
I am real estate and industrial tycoon with beautiful riverside property along the Isen with access to the scenic trails of Fangorn Forrest. At one time I was a lover of nature and enjoyed attending Entmoot Con, but lately my interest have swayed more toward running real-time strategy games and gem and jewelry collecting.
I’m Really Good At:
I’m a people person and a leader. For centuries I was chair of my local wizard chapter before I parted ways with the organization to pursue my own personal projects. I still like to check in with old friends from time to time over the old palantir. Call me a hipster, but I’ll choose the ancient dark arts to stay in touch with pals over Facebook every time. I’ve also recently developed an interest in genetic engineering, particularly through the developments of hybrid species.
Favorite Books, Movies, Shows, Music, and Food:
I’m a huge music fan. Top of the playlist right now:
My favorite character of all time is Fredo Corleone, but I’ve also been binge watching Vicious on the BBC.
The Most Private Thing I’m Willing to Admit:
I won’t be playing second fiddle to Sauron for long! But more private, I’ve always secretly found the stink of Orc-Flesh rather enticing.
You Should Message Me If:
Due to some recent flooding in my area and some altercations with neighbors, I’m looking to make a big move West. I’m considering pulling a Trump by transforming my nose for business into political gold and running for a local office. If you’re located in or around the Shire, drop me a message!
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25% Match | 75% Enemy
ScrHHEiekMothman_Kneel1996
70, Male?, Point Pleasant, WV
MY SELF SUMMARY:
SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(censored)
What am I doing with my life:
SHRIEKAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNYANG, SHREEEEEEEEMA, OMNAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(tapping into phone lines, guessing games, destroying bridges)
I’m really good at:
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMYIEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEORCKAHA
SREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NYAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMUROAH SCRAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(tapping into phone lines, harassing horny teenagers in woods, guessing games, destroying bridges)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:
SHREIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAMAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(likes soft lips, rotary phones, sinks, Ordnance Works, Debra Messing, mothman digest, open windows, silos, porch lights, chapstick,
CSHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(soft lips, rotary phones, open windows, porch lights, chapstick, Debra Messing)
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4% Match | 96% Enemy
Mad_Titan_96
Immortal, Male, Roaming the Galaxies
My Self-Summary:
Am I not Thanos?! Did I not butcher the woman who gave me birth, who force-fed me into this hell called life?! Is not the wake of my passing crimson with the blood of my enemies and allies alike?!
Nah, really, I am just your typical Mad Titan and God of Death. I’m really a nice guy. I’m into a lot of stuff, politics, alternative religion, rock collecting. Yeah, I’ve got some family issues and I’ve been told I have an anger problem, but I don’t think I’m much worse than anyone else, you know?
What I’m Doing With My Life:
I’m really into trying to gain all mighty, unstoppable power, reality altering, you know how it goes. I’ve also been getting into MMA training.
I’m Really Good At:
Being an AWESOME boyfriend. That’s not bragging, I am the sort of guy who would do anything for the girl I love. I mean ANYTHING. I just really wish I could find the sort of girl who could appreciate that fact. I mean, the kind who can appreciate it and ALSO can survive in deep space.
The First Thing People Usually Notice About Me:
Probably that I’m really tall. Or that I’m trying to slaughter them. But the height thing probably stands out more lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music and food:
Fight Club is my favorite book and movie. As for music, I’m really into My Chemical Romance, but only Black Parade and their early stuff, after BP they totally sold out. But really, I’m willing to listen to or watch anything that makes my girl happy. It is all about giving her what she wants.
The Six Things I Could Never Do Without:
The six infinity gems. Except I’ve done without them for awhile, so, I guess that’s not true.
I Spend A Lot Of Time Thinking About:
Death is with me every second of the day! My every moment is spent in either dealing out death or worshiping it! And you’d think she’d appreciate that, right? I mean, you end the lives of half the population of the universe, you reorder the planets, you build her a throne and offer her whatever she wants and that BITCH puts you in the FRIENDZONE. Can you believe it? I went out, spent all my time getting just the right jewelry, and it turns out the whole time she was just leading me on, all “Oh, I’m going to resurrect you and order you to kill people,” and when I do that I don’t even so much as get a kiss on the cheek? I mean, you think she’d be impressed with this art project I worked on with this girl I know, Nebula? But Death WOULDN’T EVEN SPEAK TO ME.
What the hell is WRONG with bitches like her, huh?
The Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit:
I worked as a farmer for awhile and it was actually pretty sweet.
You Should Message Me If:
You’re Death.
No, really, you’re Death and you don’t wanna play with my heart anymore.
STILL YOU WILL NOT SPEAK TO ME? I AM THANOS!
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