SWM Seeks Fraulein for Good Time

91% Match | 9% Enemy

  schmidt_skull1

      103, Male, New York (ish)

My Self-Summary:

Ex-military agent, single father, passionate about politics, and seeking a lively fraulein with whom I can plot world domination & genocide. Oh, pardon me, my English is not too good. I meant submissive/dominant role-playing, and I love to enjoy a glass of apple cider.

I enjoy collecting WWII memorabilia, and ornate, powerful, cubes. Cubes are the square things that have powers, yes? I am not a cat person or a dog person, but I do own a small snake that I have named Hydra. He is quite sweet. Any spare time I have, I enjoy at the gym, keeping myself in perfect condition, and I also enjoy a challenging game of chess.

I’d prefer if you did not smoke. I quit some time ago, and the sight of cigarettes make me ill. Did you know they kill you!?

I also love to reinvent myself as the years go by, such as taking up painting, and reading up on new science.

What I’m Doing With My Life:

Currently, I am learning about the mutants, in an attempt to completely eradicate that population. Sorry, completely embrace the mutant people. This English is tricky!! I am also new to New York City, and am hoping some blonde, blue-eyed beauty would be kind enough to show me around.

I’m Really Good At:

Oh, I AIM very well, particularly with a gun in my hand that is pointed at Captain America ^_^

The First Things People Usually Notice About Me:

My natural ginger locks, and sensitive skin.

Favorite Books, Movies, Shows, Music, and Food:

Ich lieben filme, particular those “sleepers” hits, like Birth of a Nation, or Coming to America, and Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark. The only thing I didn’t understand was why they would do Indiana Jones movies where he was the good guy. Those poor Nazis! They were only seeking to help their Fuhrer achieve world peace.

The Most Private Thing I’m Willing to Admit:

I am a little touchy about the size of my feet. Germans are a small people.

You Should Message Me If:

You believe in a free world, and can point me in the direction of Steve Rogers.

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This is the second in what we will be making into a series, so if there’s a villain you’d like done, request it in the comments!