91% Match | 9% Enemy
flayed_manjr
21, Male, The North
About:
WHOOP WHOOP. The names Lord Ramsay. #TRUBORN son and heir of Roose Bolton , Lord of the Dreadfort and Lord Protector and Warden of the North. U kno that means I get paid and laid lol.
imma dude that luvs the chase. So ladies don’t be 2 eager. Real women kno to let a man cum 2 them cuz if ur worth it ill keep u with me 4eva.
im a real smart guy and will kno if ur the lyin type so dont try any shady shit with me. im in 2 affectionate nicknames so let me treat u right. u can call me lord bolton tho.
What I’m Doing With My Life:
Just moved in 2 a new place with the fam. Trainin the help and fixin up the digs. Got married, but dont mind the ball n chain, we got an open situation and i like addin things 2 the mix.
Winters comin, but were not scared like those bitchass starks. o wait what starks lol.
I’m Really Good At:
Huntin wit the boys and im a MONSTER in the sack lol. I know my ways around a body and when ur with me ur skin will feel like its not even part of you.
Hey but i get ladies need to be careful in todays fcked up society. U never kno who ur talking too anymore. My man Reek will vouch for me. promise!
Favorite Books, Movies, Shows, Music, and Food:
i luv watchin movies in the winter. Every snowy night it’s gonna be Open Season, The Running Man, and Silence of the Lambs aka the #sportsmanstrilogy. Hannibal is a pretty chill show 2 but they spend 2 much time on that curly headed fck! My man Hannibal makes his own sausage and shit, always down 4 that.
My pop taught me everythin I kno and I luv all that classic horrorcore shit like Rains of Castamere. Whoop Whoop.
Six things I Can’t Live Without
my man said it best in Don Jon (thats another movie i fck with be 4 he got all pussy at the end lol) My body. My pad. My ride. My family. My church. My boys. My girls. My porn. lol thats more than six. fck it.
The Most Private Thing I’m Willing to Admit:
Im actually a bastard just kidding ill fcking kill u . Everything. im an open book or whateva.
You Should Message Me If:
You gotta understand bros b4 hoes. You gotta be willing to hang with my boys if u wanna hang with me. Must luv dogs.
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91% Match | 9% Enemy
schmidt_skull1
103, Male, New York (ish)
My Self-Summary:
Ex-military agent, single father, passionate about politics, and seeking a lively fraulein with whom I can plot world domination & genocide. Oh, pardon me, my English is not too good. I meant submissive/dominant role-playing, and I love to enjoy a glass of apple cider.
I enjoy collecting WWII memorabilia, and ornate, powerful, cubes. Cubes are the square things that have powers, yes? I am not a cat person or a dog person, but I do own a small snake that I have named Hydra. He is quite sweet. Any spare time I have, I enjoy at the gym, keeping myself in perfect condition, and I also enjoy a challenging game of chess.
I’d prefer if you did not smoke. I quit some time ago, and the sight of cigarettes make me ill. Did you know they kill you!?
I also love to reinvent myself as the years go by, such as taking up painting, and reading up on new science.
What I’m Doing With My Life:
Currently, I am learning about the mutants, in an attempt to completely eradicate that population. Sorry, completely embrace the mutant people. This English is tricky!! I am also new to New York City, and am hoping some blonde, blue-eyed beauty would be kind enough to show me around.
I’m Really Good At:
Oh, I AIM very well, particularly with a gun in my hand that is pointed at Captain America ^_^
The First Things People Usually Notice About Me:
My natural ginger locks, and sensitive skin.
Favorite Books, Movies, Shows, Music, and Food:
Ich lieben filme, particular those “sleepers” hits, like Birth of a Nation, or Coming to America, and Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark. The only thing I didn’t understand was why they would do Indiana Jones movies where he was the good guy. Those poor Nazis! They were only seeking to help their Fuhrer achieve world peace.
The Most Private Thing I’m Willing to Admit:
I am a little touchy about the size of my feet. Germans are a small people.
You Should Message Me If:
You believe in a free world, and can point me in the direction of Steve Rogers.
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4% Match | 96% Enemy
Mad_Titan_96
Immortal, Male, Roaming the Galaxies
My Self-Summary:
Am I not Thanos?! Did I not butcher the woman who gave me birth, who force-fed me into this hell called life?! Is not the wake of my passing crimson with the blood of my enemies and allies alike?!
Nah, really, I am just your typical Mad Titan and God of Death. I’m really a nice guy. I’m into a lot of stuff, politics, alternative religion, rock collecting. Yeah, I’ve got some family issues and I’ve been told I have an anger problem, but I don’t think I’m much worse than anyone else, you know?
What I’m Doing With My Life:
I’m really into trying to gain all mighty, unstoppable power, reality altering, you know how it goes. I’ve also been getting into MMA training.
I’m Really Good At:
Being an AWESOME boyfriend. That’s not bragging, I am the sort of guy who would do anything for the girl I love. I mean ANYTHING. I just really wish I could find the sort of girl who could appreciate that fact. I mean, the kind who can appreciate it and ALSO can survive in deep space.
The First Thing People Usually Notice About Me:
Probably that I’m really tall. Or that I’m trying to slaughter them. But the height thing probably stands out more lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music and food:
Fight Club is my favorite book and movie. As for music, I’m really into My Chemical Romance, but only Black Parade and their early stuff, after BP they totally sold out. But really, I’m willing to listen to or watch anything that makes my girl happy. It is all about giving her what she wants.
The Six Things I Could Never Do Without:
The six infinity gems. Except I’ve done without them for awhile, so, I guess that’s not true.
I Spend A Lot Of Time Thinking About:
Death is with me every second of the day! My every moment is spent in either dealing out death or worshiping it! And you’d think she’d appreciate that, right? I mean, you end the lives of half the population of the universe, you reorder the planets, you build her a throne and offer her whatever she wants and that BITCH puts you in the FRIENDZONE. Can you believe it? I went out, spent all my time getting just the right jewelry, and it turns out the whole time she was just leading me on, all “Oh, I’m going to resurrect you and order you to kill people,” and when I do that I don’t even so much as get a kiss on the cheek? I mean, you think she’d be impressed with this art project I worked on with this girl I know, Nebula? But Death WOULDN’T EVEN SPEAK TO ME.
What the hell is WRONG with bitches like her, huh?
The Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit:
I worked as a farmer for awhile and it was actually pretty sweet.
You Should Message Me If:
You’re Death.
No, really, you’re Death and you don’t wanna play with my heart anymore.
STILL YOU WILL NOT SPEAK TO ME? I AM THANOS!
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