Halloween is steadily approaching and despite hitting several parties this past weekend, the little zombies are still coming Wednesday for their loot.
How do you make it look like you aren’t that creepy reclusive candy-hoarding curmudgeon? Lil’ geeky Jack-O-Lanterns!
Here’s a quick no-carve pumpkin display that give you instant Halloween spirit that looks like you put much research and thought in it. You don’t have to tell people I did it for you.
Step One
Grab a bag a mini-pumpkin (real or fake) and a black Sharpie marker or acrylic paint if you are particularly good with a brush, and find some fictional geek alphabets online, like Klingon, Aurebesh, Kryptonian, etc.
Step Two
Using the language of your choice, or choosing one from the little suggestion chart I put together, write or paint the word “BOO” on each one. Make several different ones if you have time.
Step Three
Line them up on a windowsill, pile them creatively on a shelf or doorstep, or display them through the house where everyone can see them. Then enjoy the conversations that arise from those who either A) get the message and think you are the coolest person ever, or B) don’t get in and think you are the weirdest person ever. Either way — it’s a win!
If you’re really inspired, these also look great carved into full-sized pumpkins for those rare non-procrastinating types.I hope you liked these small tips this Halloween season, I’m planning a couple when Christmas and the holiday season rolls around. Be watching, and be careful with those little geeklings this Halloween.
Trick or Treat!
Not done with decorating? Give our DIY Halloween Decorations – Countdown Garland a try and wind down with Ten Family Friendly Halloween Movies to help lull the kiddos into a candy coma! Afterward, you can set the mood with Five Albums to Flesh Out Your Halloween Playlist and huddle under the covers with Netflix and Chilling – Halloween Movie Edition. Any other off-beat Halloween music suggestions to throw our way? You can let us know on Twitter @SubCultured or come party like its 1599 in our Discord server!
Reading Peter Pan in high school showed a world completely devoid of the usual Disney tropes and I found myself mind blown, yet eerily felt like I knew the whole time, that Peter Pan and Neverland was an allegory for Death.
What?!
Hear me out.
Peter is eternally young,yes? His actual age is never really given, only that he has all his baby teeth and will never, ever grow up. The Scottish creator of Peter Pan, J.M. Barrie, had a brother who died at 14 and depressingly, his mother would always remember him as a little boy since he never got to grow up. Is this the influence for Peter? We don’t know for sure, but can reasonably say this is the case. Neverland itself is home to many things long thought dead, whether it’s because we’ve forgotten about them or because there’s just no magic left in the world. Mermaids, fairies, and a group of Lost Boys with no mother. Lost Boys who have been brought to Neverland by Peter. LOST BOYS WITH NO HOMES OR FAMILIES BY THE ANGEL OF DEATH.
What brought on this sudden analyzation of a beloved 50’s Disney classic?
I was riding along in my car, listing to my Disney Pandora radio station and “You Can Fly” came on. Let’s take a peek at the lyrics shall we?
Now, think of the happiest things.
It’s the same as having wings
Let’s all try it, just once more
Look! We’re rising off the floor
Jiminy! Oh my! We can fly!
You can fly! We can fly!
Come on, everybody, here we go!
Off to Never Land!
I’m not saying this happened, but let’s say Peter forgot that regular folks (ALIVE folks) can’t fly without pixie dust. That’s an important mistake, especially when you’re jumping off rooftops with happy thoughts in your head.
Think of a wonderful thought
Any merry little thought
Think of Christmas, think of snow
Think of sleigh bells – off you go!
Like a reindeer in the sky
You can fly! You can fly! You can fly!
Winter, snow, and the color white are usually symbolism for death, as most things die in the winer. Peter Pan isn’t lookin’ so friendly now, is he? And they say Captain Hook is the villain!
Think of the happiest things
It’s the same as having wings
Take the path that moonbeams make
If the moon is still awake
You’ll see him wink his eye
You can fly! You can fly! You can fly!
Surely the moon can’t be anything bad! Wrong. The moon symbolizes what lies beyond life as well as all things changeable like *cough cough* being alive. Wendy, John, and Michael seriously need to rethink following Peter to that second star to the right.
Up you go with a heigh and ho
To the stars beyoond the blue
There’s a Never Land waiting for you
Where all your happy dreams come true
Every dream that you dream will come true
Hell yeah, there’s a land waiting for you and while it’s true you won’t grow up, you’ll be dead. Happy dreams!
When there’s a smile in your heart
There’s no better time to start
Think of all the joy you’ll find
When you leave the world behind
And bid your cares good-bye
You can fly! You can fly! You can fly!
This stanza pretty much speaks for itself. All your cares will disappear when you’re dead, that’s for sure, but I’m unsure how much joy will be found.
Perhaps I’m reaching and perhaps my ingestion of Halloween chocolate in copious amounts has clouded my brain. Perhaps not. What do you think? Is all of this coincidence or am I actually on to something?
One of my favorite artists on DeviantArt is easily Zatransis. Why? Well, this Fun rendering of Calvin and Hobbes, done with excellent colors…
And what I imagine Two-Face feels deep down…
Some goofy Street Fighter art…
To cool monster designs…
And mother-effin’ Gandalf…
Zatransis has a style that reminds me of the cartoons of the 90’s and warms my heart. Check out his DeviantArt page here and give him some much deserved love. Just click HERE.
A discussion with coworkers this brought this question to mind: Was the Hawkeye and Black Widow story truly done justice in The Avengers?
Please think very carefully before you answer this. We ended up with a split house. While I consider Hawkeye and the Black Widow to be intriguing character arcs to the compilation of figures, I found that they felt a little tacked on in the film.
It’s been thirty years since the Austrian body-builder donned the famous garb of Conan the Cimmerian. Since then he’s gone on to star in several blockbuster films, and was elected as Governor of California twice. Now, having left office, Schwarzenegger has slowly crept back into his acting groove, leading to the announcement by Universal Pictures that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be reprising his role as the gloomy barbarian in, The Legend of Conan. Paradox Entertainment, whose CEO Fredrick Malmberg is one of the films producers, was behind the 2011 reboot staring actor Jason Momoa.
Overall the 2011 ‘Conan the barbarian’ was not well received, achieving a 23% rating from Rotten Tomatoes. Although Momoa more than fit the role as Conan physically, the writing was left to be desired. Malberg has stated that this film is what the 2011 reboot should have been. “The original ended with Arnold on the throne as a seasoned warrior, and this is the take of the film we will make,” Malmberg told deadline.com. “It’s that Nordic Viking mythic guy who has played the role of king, warrior, soldier and mercenary, and who has bedded more women than anyone, nearing the last cycle of his life. He knows he’ll be going to Valhalla, and wants to go out with a good battle.”
According to Malmberg “The Legend of Conan” will not only skip over the Momoa Conan revival, but also Schwarzenegger own 1984 sequel. “After the original seminal movie, all that came after looked silly to me,” Morgan stated. “Robert E. Howard’s mythology and some great philosophy from Nietzsche to Atilla the Hun was layered in the original film. People say, he didn’t speak for the first 20 minutes of the film, but that was calculated in depicting this man who takes control of life with his own hand. This movie picks up Conan where Arnold is now in his life, and we will be able to use the fact that he has aged in this story. I love the property of Conan so much that I wouldn’t touch it unless we came up with something worthy. We think this is a worthy successor to the original film. Think of this as Conan’s Unforgiven.”
The 1982 film was responsible for launching Schwarzenegger’s film career, as Robert E. Howard’s famous Barbarian in two films (technically three), Arnold marked himself has an action hero not to be messed with. Now, thirty years later, he will be returning to the role that started it all. “I always loved the Conan character and I’m honored to be asked to step into the role once again.”, Arnold said,”I can’t wait to work with Universal and the great team of Fredrik Malmberg and Chris Morgan to develop the next step of this truly epic story.”
Although Arnold is much older and is still just stepping back into the water, I have to admit I’m a little excited. Not just because it will bring a great sense of nostalgia, but because the concept of the movie is riveting. Conan, in his later years, searching for one final battle to usher him into the hands of Crom. How awesome is that? It’ll be interesting to see how Schwarzenegger’s age fits into this new film. No release date has been announced, but Universal co-president of production Jeff Kirschenbaum is set to oversee the project.
I am literally bursting with excitement to review the second volume of the digital graphic novel Archeologists of Shadows: Once a Nightmare from Septagon Studios. I had been waiting a bit to allow for risk takers to give the first volume a chance before publishing it, but I woke up this morning and something told me today was the day! (I also didn’t have any other article ideas and a deadline to meet). If you followed my glowing recommendation for the first volume (and $.99 price tag) and loved it but didn’t immediately download volume two because you were waiting for my review, well I’m just flattered. Well, no. I’m actually flabbergasted because shit was amazing. The achievements of volume one remain unquestionable, but did Once A Nightmare live up to the Everest-level bar set by its predecessor?
No, but it was pretty damn close. The novel picks up where the last ended. Baltimo and Alix are plummeting into another world in pursuit of the ever elusive Gods. This environment, lush and full of sweet organic life, is in stark contrast to the cold mechanical train where they spent most of their existence. Unable to waste anytime taking in the gloriously weird new landscape, the pair is immediately pursued by a new manner of beastie. It’s quickly obvious that this is not the Oneric world of the Gods. Luckily, Baltimo and Alix finally get in-touch with their inner Alter-Ego and that comes with some major firepower. Picture Neo-level spoon-bending as our heroes merely raise a hand and blast their pursuers in to tiny pits.
The new powers are really going to be put to the test in this Nightmare world. I won’t give it away but there are some amazing sequences in which the Baltimo and Alix, who are rarely separate, must confront the hellish manifestations of their fears and doubts solo and in some sick ways– like Baltimo battling his own soul by devouring his own heart. Ok, I gave it away a little bit. Sue me. The dialogue in these scenes was probably the weakest of the issue. Particularly the battle of wits between Baltimo and his mechanical soul were a big pile of “huh?” Honestly though, the visuals were so strong and striking that my confusion was rendered a dull whisper compared to my roaring excitement from the colors and artwork.
While the Alter-Egos are fighting their nightmares in dream-land, the battle between the authorities and resistance rages on. Someone has succumbed to the 3rd rule of robotics and turned traitor against the pro-organic freedom fighters. Calvin prepares for an all out war and calls the resistance fighters to arms just to buy the Alix and Baltimo (whose bodies remain in the bunker as their minds travel to other worlds) more time. Does he succeed? Do the Alter-Egos have time to confront the Gods? Download and find out!
Although the art of the Nightmare-world was breath taking, I wish Alix and Baltimo had spent one more volume in the mechanized dimension that I found so interesting and original from the premiere novel. It could have used some more exploration and development before we plunged into the more fantastic dream worlds. The art definitely stole the show, but by a far greater margin than with the previous issue.
What remains most important about a sequel is that it doesn’t suck so much to turn me off the story. When the price tag is still less than a dollar, well it’d have to suck a whole lot. Archeologists of Shadows: Once a Nightmare breaks the suck-threshold by leaps and bounds. If you enjoyed the first one and are interested in getting invested in what will turn out to be an epic sci-fi saga of a digital comic, pick this up for sure and be sure to like them on facebook if you like what you read!